Wednesday 30 September 2015

National Poetry Day

I love National Poetry Day, listening to everyone's contributions on the radio.

Here is mine, I entered it into the Creative Futures competition this year, the theme "Impossible Things" but alack and alas it failed to meet with the judges approval .

I love to dance but with my 8" arms and no hand grip I go through life frustrated in my passion and dream of  a partner who can choreograph twirls and lifts while keeping me unbroken.

So here is my fantasy poem.

Rhythm Impossible


I really want to be on Strictly Come Dancing
Knowing the experience would be life enhancing
Watching I choreograph all my own moves
No trouble for me twirling in a pair of high shoes
My fantasies are filled with Anton du Beke
One leg on the floor one leg round his neck
Some issues keep me waiting forlorn in the wings
Practically and physically impossible things 

I am not too old but have reached an age
When some of my muscles might fail to engage
For the six long hours  every day training
My pelvic floor may become unsustaining
There's a slight lack in the length of my arms
I won't wear prosthetics and hide all my charms
With ribbon extensions tied to my wrists
They can twirl me away and I won't go adrift

This artistic interpretation of the usual frame
A ten from Len in my dreams he proclaims
My partner challenged by my hands with no grip
Would cling to me tightly in case of a slip
The lifts would require a large leap of faith
The rise and fall  lead to judgment disgrace
Finally relevantly and sadly for me
I am not a celebrity at the great BBC


Sue Kent 2015  


Tuesday 21 July 2015

Incomplete Triathlete

I'm asking myself every day why
I agreed to do this disabled Paratri?
Just because I was asked I did not need to say yes
I don't care what people think I don't need to impress
So why attempt to be a triathlete
With a body that is a bit incomplete? 
I climbed up Ben Nevis and was feeling quite smug
I said no problem and a hole myself dug
Looking on the plus side, I had put on some lard
And trying to loose it was proving quite hard
Outdoor training under sun summer skies
Might be a good way to drop a dress size 

To get in the lake for 750 meters swim
To complete that distance I need to wear fins
Worrying what if I get kicked in the face
Before getting started I'd sink without trace
Or I could lead up and down Dorney lake
Leaving the competition behind in my wake
I've practiced transition without any assistance
Half an hour of fighting with Lycra resistance
This is why there is a need for disability Tri
Inclusively competing with help on our side

I can cycle all of the 20 Kilometres ride
The cake shop at the end fills up my insides
The bit I find difficult is the bitch 5 k run
My muscles fast twitch endurance no fun
When I'm running my little arms flick left to right
By-passers find me an interesting sight
I have to admit that it causes me stress
When I hear the old ladies whisper "Ahh Bless
I must set an example, put on a brave face
I know this won't happen on the day of the race
But I am still asking myself every day why
I agreed to take part in the August ParaTri?

Friday 19 June 2015

Living Legends @ Soulsville

Sadly the Main Man is no longer alive so the title should change but he still lives on in my head. Many of the great musicians leave the world too early, 

This was written as a practice piece to develop reality into fantasy, I post this now as I am lucky enough to be going to see Roy Ayes perform in Bristol in July  Please enjoy and I hope you get the references if you are a fan of any of these musicians.

If I could have fitted Earth Wind and Fire and Lonnie Liston Smith into this poem I would have. to make the dream complete.

All I need is a musician and maybe there is a song here! ...in my dreams  

Living Legends  @ Soulsville 

My friend said I'll introduce you to someone I know you'll like
he took me backstage and to my delight
Standing some way away at the back of the room
The man he described was looking at me

We chatted for a while and then said our goodbyes
I thought that will be that but the look in his eyes
said we part to meet again as I left the room
I knew he was looking at me

I got an invite to a gig on the other side of town
The hippest chicest place for many miles around
I walked up to the bar and ordered a drink
When I turned he was looking at me

He was sat at the piano this time with a beard
I have a thing for them I was shafted  I feared
He caught my attention with a nod and a smile
Then stayed  looking at me

Filling the room with his vibraphone smooth
The man Roy Ayres the crowd in his groove
The soul man played with him relaxed and on track
But always looking at me

Nile Rogers appeared  all in white and took up his guitar
Fender in his hands the coolest shoes  by far
But Mr Hayes still kept his gaze
Locked on and looking at me

In the heat of the night the crowd in the mood
Mercury rising Jazz trumpeting Dude
Quincy Jones brought it right home
Isaac  was looked at me

The greatest love of all completed the masquerade
 After hours Mr George Benson came on  stage
And all the time this genius played
The man with the beard was looking at me

The gods of funk of Jazz and of Superfly
Injecting the audiences with their rhythmical highs
End their performance  then start to play
Isaac Hayes was looking at me

Disco Funk Album Covers from the 1970's & 1980's



Copyright Sue Kent

Wednesday 1 October 2014

Desperate Housewife


Desperate housewife
 
I have given up looking at women's magazines
Showing big houses all tidy and clean
My Husband keeps buying them in the hope that I'll see
How the other half lives and how our live should be
My intentions are good when I start in the morning
However to be honest I find housework so boring
 
I’d rather write poems and garden all day
Than do all the chores for no thanks and no pay
The dirt I find when I pull out the bed
Makes me ashamed, my face goes quite red
I knows that my husband does not like a mess
Needs the house tidy and likes to impress
 
But life is so full of more interesting things
And I am a butterfly with very large wings
My greenhouse a siren in spring daylight hours
Nurturing seedlings and potting on flowers
Then seagulls call round and tempt me astray
Skipping down to the beach to watch them at play
 
In the rain one would think I could get some things done
Be responsible, organised and stop having fun
I should do some laundry and perhaps a bit more
But time runs away at the internet store
I must be on Facebook with far flung relations
Its rude not to answer the odd communication
 
My man homeward comes and kisses my lips
His heart next to mine his hands on my hips
I feel I have failed him in measurable ways
As he walks through the house with an air of dismay
One day I will be perfect I promise him madly
The truth we both know is different quite sadly

By Sue Kent
 

Remembrance - ThinkOfAPoem


The Theme of National Poetry day this year 2014 is remembrance 

I remember my Father in this poem. I still have his jumper resting over the back of my desk chair. I would have worn it out by now but I cant wear it as his arms were normal length and mine are 8" and I cannot bear to cut the sleeves off - the pointlessness of cutting up clothes poem

So it will go on resting on my chair, its scent slowly diminishing.

Dead Man's Clothes

 

I am sniffing a dead man's clothes
nine months after
Musty smell
he smelt musty
slowly musty took over
Breathe deeply
past the weary worn-out
Hidden in the fibres
woven in the wool
I can find it
scent of family
the comfort and the sadness
knitting together
wrap round
the inadequate

 

Sue Kent

Friday 27 June 2014

Eddystone adventure

As a rowing cox who cannot row due to disability I cannot take part in the sea rowing Eddystone Challenge as the cox needs to be able to row as part of the team, as the distance to be rowed is quite a challenge. So as I cant encourage the Mumbles Rowing Teams on the water, this is my pre event motivational contribution.



Eddystone adventure



Good luck to all you challengers
And learn by old mistakes
Dont have Guinness and a curry
It gives you sickness and the shakes

For those of you who are loved up
Don't indulge the night before
It will leave you week and feeble
Save your passions for the oars

Take your time and pace yourselves
You have a long long way to go
May the salty sea be flat and calm
And the winds forget to blow

And as you round the Eddystone
Please shout hello from me
I cannot cox and row like you
But I'll be I your  head you'll see

For when you think you are all in
And really on your uppers
A voice inside your head will shout
Mumbles row you Fuc*ers


Sue Kent 27 June 2014

The Eddystone challenge - more info can be found at http://mayfloweroffshorerowingclub.org/node/219



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Sunday 23 March 2014

Frayed Pink Ribbon - Breast Cancer Ribbon


A No-makeup selfies campaign has generated over £2m windfall for cancer research.

I was nominated by a friend , but due to my arm length I can only capture my chest in a selfie which although relevant, is not appropriate so instead here is my poem, written for a great friend I lost to breast cancer. 

My Mum had breast cancer twice and survived.

Text BEAT to 70099 to donate £3 in aid of cancer research/treatment.and nominate two more friends

share on twitter #nomakeupselfie 



Frayed Pink Ribbon

What can I say when my old friend calls and says she is dying
I try to be supportive but she can hear my silent crying

What can I say when she says the cancers spread
I look at her with love, at the wig upon her head

What can I say when she is so selfless and so strong
She’s only a young mother, the way of this is wrong

What can I say when she tells me of her desire
Just to see her children through the horrible teenage mire

What can I say when the cancers at her throat
Pain twisting round it, like the hangman with his rope

What can I say when she shares her fear of leaving
Her husband , her three children in their constant state of grieving

What can I say when she is too ill to speak
She tried to send a message, too late, she is too weak

What will I say at the funeral of my friend
Bright pink ribbons could not help to free you in the end

10/4/2010 – Sue Kent

Further information @ http://www.theguardian.com/